21 Day Sugar Detox, Day 20: A special guest post from Simon

Posted by on Dec 15, 2012 in 21 DSD Daily Eats | 2 comments



Dear Sugar,

It’s hard for me to say this, but we are done! At least for another day. It’s not me it’s you. I know we’ve been together for a long time and have had a lot of great fun together. Like that time I went to Santa Cruz beach boardwalk and you were waiting for me in the form of a Churo. Your crisp sweetness tempted me like Cindy Crawford to a 13 year old boy. Am I dating myself? Whatever she’s still hot!

To be honest I’ve met someone else…Splenda. Just kidding, just making sure you all are paying attention. I ‘d sooner wax Robin Williams ┬áthen touch that garbage and if you haven’t seen his back use the great power of Google.

I’ve finally learned that I can survive without you and it’s bitter-sweet. (poor choice of words?) I can honestly say that we will meet again, but now it’s on my terms. I think you should move out. I will still see you from time to time, but you can’t stay here anymore. It’s time to slow things down. You see the problem is you have been making me un-healthy and now I know it. Goodbye my love.

Simon

On a more serious note, I could not have done this detox without Simone. She has made this so easy for me. She made almost every meal and had delicious snacks always around.

Thanks babe.

bacon, sausage, sunny egg and cheesy sesame coconut muffins (made by Simon)

bacon, sausage, sunny egg and cheesy sesame coconut muffins (made by Simon)

Chicken thighs baked with coconut aminos and garlic, roasted Brussels & lemon sesame broccoli

Chicken thighs baked with coconut aminos and garlic, roasted Brussels & lemon sesame broccoli (made by Simone)

 

 

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  1. Yes, wouldn’t it be nice to have Simone cooking for ALL of us!!! :o) You’re a lucky man.

    • That’s sweet, Jessica. (And yes- he’s pretty damn lucky!) ;)

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